My laptop is hotter than my sex life
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
Blech I have enough guy friends. I want a boyfriend already.
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.