hottie patottie with a swimmer's body… jk i love cheeseburgers too much

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if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh


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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that


shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

"It was probably nothing but it felt like the world."
-Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

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