Bad at running; great at punning.


You got wordz?

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.


kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u