Bad at running; great at punning.


You got wordz?

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess)

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup)

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

Ah fuck me.