Bad at running; great at punning.


You got wordz?

fvming:

My laptop is hotter than my sex life

(Source: fvming)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh)

Blech I have enough guy friends. I want a boyfriend already.


"Perfect lovers make for shitty friends."
-Six word story by croissantsandcoffee (via croissantsandcoffee)

YAS!

(via behonestb)

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.