hottie patottie with a swimmer's body… jk i love cheeseburgers too much


Insert curiosity here.

santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

(Source: tooshies)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

"It was probably nothing but it felt like the world."
-Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

(Source: hannaaurora)